FIVE Days Left

Days Until I Get Married: 5
Days Until My Whatever Whatever: Whenever

I know what everyone is thinking. "Mary, you're getting married in five days. FIVE DAYS. That's way more exciting than General Conference yesterday and the NCAA Championship tonight. You finally got to counting down on your right hand! I can barely breathe for excitement! How do you even have time to post on your blog?"

Here's my answer. "I don't."